Friday, November 26, 2010

Crazy Neighbors.....

First off i want to give a thanks to my neighbors in 1D who gave Tyler and I some reality entertainment and a night of laughter....


Now for the story, and may i add....it is way better said in person but i hope you get the point :)

Tyler and I were in the bathroom around 1 am getting ready for bed and i heard this loud pounding.
I asked Ty " what is that noise" he said "oh probably somebody walking through the entrance door hard"
We walked out into out living room and we heard our neighbors screaming and cussing at one another...
Tyler runs up to the door and looks through the peep hole 


and says " hes trying to bust down the door!!!!! Turn out all the lights!"
The guy was yelling at his girlfriend to let him in so he can at least get his bags. He had the door unlocked but the latch was still on the door. he said " if you dont let me in im busting through the door!!!" so tyler watched him get a running start from our door and ran right into his door 4 times....and on the 5th time....BOOM! Tyler turns around and says "oh my gosh he just busted the latch off the door."

They started screaming at each other, and she was Ticked he broke the door..etc etc
Now remember its past 1 am at this point and they are just screaming at each other and cussing like crazy, im sure everyone made it their entertainment for the night.
Tyler almost had me call the police it was that intense....but we still kept spying. 
The guy grabs his bags and  he yells have fun paying for everything by sitting on your butt all day!

Tyler ran off to the den to watch the guy get in his van from the window.


 This gave me the opportunity to look through the peep hole ( tyler was hogging it) 




and i heard her on the phone with her friends yelling about how he broke her flipping door. 
Then I hear her say hold on im gonna go after him and continues to say " Well, I hope my  neighbors like some t*ttie action ( now remember im still looking through the peep hole) She whips her door open and she is topless and just wearing jeans and runs out to the parking lot yelling at him about dont ever break her door again, and dont ever come back.....blah...blah...

he drives off....

She comes back in and is calling everyone and their mother about it, cussing and crying.....she was talking pretty loud that we could hear everything through her door and ours.
well, we got bored of hearing it so we went to bed...

well 20 minutes  later....

we see head lights and i say " maybe hes back!" Tyler jumps out of bed and says its him.
We run to the door to look and the guy is just standing at their door listening to every word she is saying to her friends. He gets his keys and unlocks the door, but somehow the latch was fixed and he couldnt get in. He asks her " im going to give you one more chance to talk, let me in!"
She slams the door in his face and He leaves.....


Tyler has his ear to the door listening & my text message sound goes off and tyler turns to shhhsh me 


....and right then she must have came out into the hall, we hear the girl say "Hello?!" i think we both pooped our pants!!! we thought she was talking to us...we were scared but laughing at the same time.
But then she continues to say..." yup, hes gone!" She was out in the hall on her phone....


we listened as she whines and yells saying... "just an hour ago he wrote on my wall saying he loved me and i said i loved him too...." blah blah blah...

We went back to bed , but Tyler and i talked about it forever in bed, coming up with all these crazy stories as to why he left and was kicked out!?!?


Long story short. it was like having our own reality  tv show right in the hallway of our apartment building and it was pretty intense and humorous at the same time.


Good things can come from this....She doesn't work, and cant pay to live their, maybe she will be evicted and we will no longer have smokers for neighbors.


good story huh?

ill blog more later

Ky

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